Monday, 24 August 2009
Young Shakira
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Meet Boozie
Jokes - Why You Shouldn't Mess With Kids
1) A Grade 1 class just had their pictures taken and their teacher was trying to persuade them to buy a copy of the group photo. "Just think how nice it will be when you grow up and see the picture and think 'There's Janet, she's a teacher now, or, There's Mike, he's a dentist now'". A small voice rang out at the back of the room- "And there's the teacher, she's dead now!" !!!!!!
2) One day, the principal of a school had decided to supervise school lunch. When he came to the desserts section he saw a tray full of apples and a tray full of cookies. A teacher had written a note and had pasted it on the apple tray. It said- 'Take ONLY one. God is watching'. When he saw the cookies tray, he saw a little girl had written a note and had stuck it. This is what it said- ' Take as many as you want to. God is too busy watching the apples.' !!!!
2) One day, the principal of a school had decided to supervise school lunch. When he came to the desserts section he saw a tray full of apples and a tray full of cookies. A teacher had written a note and had pasted it on the apple tray. It said- 'Take ONLY one. God is watching'. When he saw the cookies tray, he saw a little girl had written a note and had stuck it. This is what it said- ' Take as many as you want to. God is too busy watching the apples.' !!!!
Magical Wonders
Flowers and puppies, whales and guppies,
Showers and thunder, aren't they a wonder?
Magical rainbows, enchanted fairies,
Tiny little gnomes building houses on prairies
A chocolate waterfall, ruby red slippers
A cute little dolphin, waving it's flippers
A small little elf who sits and ponders
They all add up to a few magical wonders
Showers and thunder, aren't they a wonder?
Magical rainbows, enchanted fairies,
Tiny little gnomes building houses on prairies
A chocolate waterfall, ruby red slippers
A cute little dolphin, waving it's flippers
A small little elf who sits and ponders
They all add up to a few magical wonders
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